You're drinking my beer you little prick...

My beer

I was standing at the bar of Wellington International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the Heck did you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? Are you a racist?!"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick." #randompost