David from Hell
God calls Satan.
"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."
"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."
"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."
"Yeah, no."
"I will sue you for breaking contractual obligations."
"And where exactly are you going to find any lawyers...?"
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