A woman gave her granddaughter a conch shell, saying if she listened carefully she would hear the sea. The girl put it to her ear for a few moments and said, "I think the tide must be out."
Birthdays are good for you. Research has shown that the more you have, the longer you live.
You know you're getting older when you bend to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you are down there.
What building has the most stories? The library.
Freelance Telepathist Wanted. You know where to apply.
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