What has ears but can't hear? A cornstalk.
Bob: "If you found two $20 bills in your coat pocket, what would you have? Rob: "Someone else's coat.
A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job, but at least understands why.
What is a lobster after five years old? Six years old.
The copier repair person kicked the copier and charged me $200.00. $50.00 for kicking it, and $150.00 for knowing where to kick.
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